“I hate waking up, means I have to die again tonight”
A few days ago, my father and I had been discussing whether or not I may be transgender. I told him that if I was(I’ve found that I am), that I want a cake that said, “Son, I am so proud of you”, as a reference to a webcomic I read. He thought a moment, and then laughed. He responded with another idea. “Son, sorry about the boobs!”
They always say to live like there’s no tomorrow, but if you’re the only one doing that and the people around you aren’t then you just look like a desperate idiot
How many cupcakes can you eat in a day before its going over board?
Thank you everyone for all of the birthday wishes! I had a great day
I’m extremely happy that I made it to 28 and did not become a member of the 27 club! Also gotta say I had a great night
Tacky lights with my girls tonight, I’m excited
I don’t think its possible to be in a bad mood when listening to “Come On Eileen”
3 boxes of birthday and Christmas presents at the door when I got home and really I’m suppose to wait?
Why the fuck is the dollar store in the mall using kb bags
Godsmack and Staind touring together?!?! I’m so fucking there
“so this is my star-crossed wasteland”
The new Garbage album is finished….wwhhaatt!?!?